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No. 94 – Always close the bathroom door. And lock it.
No. 117 – 1990s rap is great for a family dance party. Until your child learns the words.
No. 209 – A child will always have sand in their shoes. Even if they only play on cement. There is a magical ability to do this.
No. 2 – Stop and smell the flowers when your child does.
No. 69 – It’s OK to laugh when your child utters their first bad word when trying to mimic you. Just don’t let them see you laughing.